I rode my bike last night in the training race and was so focused on not getting killed that I hadn't noticed I was sitting on the tip of my saddle and was wearing a hole through my nutsack.
Maybe that's an overstatement as I didn't fully breach the perimeter of the sackus nuttus but if my balls were my car tires I'd fail inspection for a lack of tread.
Yeah, bike racing is great.
If you like the previous post you'll like the first minute and a half of this.
The dude on the stilts fucks some people up.