Getting fatter and fatter.
Dealt with it all by having three pints last night....then came home and ate a slice a pizza and a cupcake. That make everything better.
Until this morning.
Now I have a bunch of college kids coming in to do some work for me. So I'm going to have to sit here listening to all their goddamn happiness and trying not to look at their gigantic perky boobies.....why had no one studied the phenomenon of every girl between 12 and 25 having enormous boobs ? Fuck global warming....this is some serious shit.
LOST 2 hour finale tonight. It better not be disappointing.
If I hear that "Pass pass pass the cold Coors Light" commercial again I'm going to " Stab stab stab my own ears out".